Humor Thursday – 10 really bad jokes

The Internet's favorite animal?

I met someone recently who loves really bad jokes. So I thought, “Why not offer 10 of them here?”

If you have one to add, please leave a comment! Here are 10 of the worst I know:

  • How do you kill a circus? Go for the juggler.
  • When is a door not a door? When it’s ajar.
  • What’s a frog’s favorite drink? Croaka-Cola.
  • What’s red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.
  • What does a wicked chicken lay? Deviled eggs.
  • Patient: “Doc, I think I’m schizophrenic. Sometimes I dream I’m a wigwam, sometimes I dream I’m a teepee.” Doctor: “You’re not schizophrenic. You’re just two tents.”
  • Who can shave 25 times a day and still have a beard? A barber.
  • What did the green grape say to the purple grape? “Breathe, idiot, breathe!”
  • What’s the Internet’s favorite animal? The lynx.
  • Why did the algebra teacher confiscate the rubber-band gun? It was a weapon of math disruption.

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